Friday, May 7, 2010

I should be a monarch

I should be a monarch.





...--NOT THAT KIND OF MONARCH.

I should be a ruler, like a King. Like Elizabeth II, but a guy.
If I were a king, I would be regal and wonderful and I wouldn't take off my crown.

I don't understand why so many royals walk around without them.


What if it got stolen after you put it down?

IF I were to leave my crown at the palace, I would have to hire guards. --but what if one of them took it?
PERFECT SYSTEM: Hire multiple guards and ploy them against each other.
One thing is for certain. If I were a monarch, I would punish those who deserve punishing.
You know who you are.
"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"
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  1. The HamperMay 13, 2010 at 1:52 PM

    If you were a monarch I would be your loyal subject. Unless of course there was a revolution. Then, being the follower that I am, I would have to join the cause and overthrow you, forcibly removing your crown if necessary. But, I'm sure it would never come to that.

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  2. KrakenSeptember 1, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    Jesus Christ, Ben. How high are you?

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