I should be a monarch

I should be a monarch.

...--NOT THAT KIND OF MONARCH.

I should be a ruler, like a King. Like Elizabeth II, but a guy.

If I were a king, I would be regal and wonderful and I wouldn't take off my crown.

I don't understand why so many royals walk around without them.


What if it got stolen after you put it down?

IF I were to leave my crown at the palace, I would have to hire guards. --but what if one of them took it?
PERFECT SYSTEM: Hire multiple guards and ploy them against each other.

One thing is for certain. If I were a monarch, I would punish those who deserve punishing.
You know who you are.

"OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!"