Stupid Spammers

I hate spammers.


Yet, sometimes I like to, or feel compelled, reply:
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----- Original Message -----
From: 'Nadem kanmanee' < kanmaneetotk@calgarycharters.com >
To: <************>
Sent: Thu Sep 27 15:07
Subject: Fwd: spleen-p




http://www.mjespace.com/
Good day.It is the size of ones penis which determines success

Nadem kanmanee

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So, my reply:
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Nadem,

This is a very interesting observation on penis-size to success!

I did a little thinking on the subject, and basically started to go down the path others would take you to mean--big penis = success.

 

This gives us attachment a.

 

Then, when thinking about what people say about Asian peoples, in terms of intellect and penis size, albeit stereotypical, I decided it could be the inverse (see attachment b).

 

Yet, not knowing many Asians, or how to bring it up tactfully, I decided that live census would NOT be very effective.

 

So, I used common stereotypes in a mapping to the world's billionaires, and came up with something like attachment c.

 

I am currently trying to factor into the equation how the absence of the penis affects the model: Look at J. K. Rowling.... as she has no penis (as far as we know).

 

Any thoughts you could share would be most intriguing.

 

Ben Jones, PhD