Kami-Frog

I have a pet. sort of.

He's a tree frog, nick-named Kamikaze- Frog (Kami-frog for short). 
He crawls up my door in the evenings, and jumps down when I have opened the door.

It's like he is constantly trying to get inside. I have spent many evenings trying to chase him to put him back in nature. 

He's basically dormant until I open the door.

 Then I open the door and he eyes me.

 Then, based on his apparent Japanese training, he jumps.

 Then I get to case him around the apartment. When I try to grab him, he looks away. and basically is all like...

 I wish I spoke frog. So, then I could reason with him, as opposed to fear him every time I open the door.
I do my best not to squish him, but he's just asking for it.