When I win the lottery

When I say, "When I win the lottery," People typically think I am dreaming.
They don't understand.


I am not saying that as a hope or dream. I am not saying "when i win the lottery" I am saying "when-I-win-the-lottery."

when-I-win-the-lottery [wɛn aɪ wɪn thuh lot uh ree] Interjection

A word used to interject, as a conditional statement dependent on only time as a factor.
The term has it's first origin many years ago.
According to legend, Ben Jones was visited by a god (I say a god because it didn't match 100% of any religions; It actually looked substantially like Voltaire) and it was communicated that there would be a time, at some point in the future, where the stars would align and Ben could win the lottery--if he held his mouth right.

I am constantly making plans, to determine the proper course of action when that happens.  I am hoping it's tonight.

First thing I would do is go to NYC.  Apple Store--first stop.  I would get an iphone, ipad, and Macbook air.

CORRECTION: Since I am writing this while in communication with people, I have to go pick up friends (my posse) and then we ALL go to NYC.

Then I will use said devices to Google-stalk Sergey Brin, Lawrence Page (co-founders of Google), and Steve Jobs (CEO for Apple). I need to see how I can get in with the tech "Rat Pack," and be their friends. I might also try for collaboration with Mark Zuckerburg (founder of Facebook), if only to get back-end access so we can laugh about all the things you people think are concealed to all by security settings.
You don't realize that sysadmins and DBAs rule the world.

Sorry Bill Gates. My recent experience with Internet Explorer 10 has made me remove you from my list of advisers.  This is mainly because your junk sucks.
Don't be mad, I said I was sorry.  Have fun with Ted Turner on your jet-packs. I might see you later on my ilaunch.

Then, I need to start a business, to employ my friends.  I'm not sure what would be the product, as I have so many ideas, and my minions probably have some too.  Top 5 off the top of my head: "telecom consulting", "software consulting", "financial analysis", "charity",  or "arms dealing".  It would be whatever is most profitable, and makes the most business sense.

I would even employ my friend Russ, even if it was just to be my lackey(menial tasks). :) Only kidding Russ. Gertrude would be in charge of you.

I might want to meet Kim Jong-il: I hear he has an amazing DVD collection.  He could be fun.  He looks crazy: He kinda looks like Steve Buscemi.  I wonder if I could borrow DVDs if I let him have Russ.  We'll have negotiate later.

After being successful, I would enjoy the tech "Rat Pack" and make everyone jealous--by teching out my life.  What do you need with artwork when you have LCD walls? I would basically live in an over sized iphone/ipad.
Hell, I would have the i-pad.

Anyway, that is a brief explanation of when-i-win-the-lottery.
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